Wednesday, December 11, 2024

The $100,000 Dog

Ever since I got into dogs, I've seen breeders tout their Elite Jedi Master Of The Universe Superhero Executive Protection Dog®, or some other such nonsense. They offer to sell these dogs for astronomical amounts. 

For the ones I've checked out... uh... what is going to happen one day when this dog doesn't do what it is claimed, someone dies, and the dog turns out to be the equivalent of a walking carpet? 

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